benpaddon:


ayethatgirlrithany:

sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:

This is exactly how physics does not work.

Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 

benpaddon:

ayethatgirlrithany:

sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:

This is exactly how physics does not work.

Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 

(via ruinedchildhood)


familyfriendlyurl:

when u take a cookie without askin mama

image

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beesmygod:

evitron:

google boob

fbi put your hands in the air

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this catfish show make me sick son… like this girl was photoshopping her pictures bc she thought she was too fat and dude sent her a fake pic bc he thought he was too fat. now she dont like him because he fat like she fat. she fat. bitch u fat. u a fat bitch and now u dont want to love somebody because they fat. like u.


thatfuckingcrowv2:

orlandobloomers:

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

  • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
  • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
  • pics of plants
  • pics of ur dog
  • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

(via attractivelamp)



I know how you feel Phil

I know how you feel Phil

(via ruinedchildhood)



nana-sparkles:

unclefather:

honey boo boo looks like an angry bridge troll


When mom says she’s taking away my phone

nana-sparkles:

unclefather:

honey boo boo looks like an angry bridge troll

When mom says she’s taking away my phone

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assdownloader:

this is the face of a broken man

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